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The Confuser! <3
27 January 2010 @ 00:47
well im an idiot i jsut spent like twenty minuts tryin to fix me last entry that were supposed to have been posted yestrday but i posted it liek a month in the past or somthing stupid on accident.

haha oh well anywy. i tried to make it look liek i posted it today but clearly i didnt so now its just kinda stuck forever in limbo.. whrever bad lj entries go to contimplate their existince.

ANYWAY movign on!

so jones gave me my first drivign lesson last nite hahaha oh my goddddd

i never knew i culd be so bad at anything haaha. hes a good teacher tho, i think after liek five mins i finaly figurd out where the brake was lol. no wonder howard gave up teachin me eons ago like. jones u have teh patiece of a saint, mate! or is it sante bernard? i never remeber that one, pff cant be bothered to google it

now im up stupid early as alwasys lookin at pics of mariane faithfull... arrgg shes so class, i well want to be her when i grow up.






other things i <3 lately... )
 
 
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: under the sheets by elly golding or sth
 
 
The Confuser! <3
27 January 2010 @ 00:06
So its suposed to snow a bit again tomorow from waht i hear (cheers bbc weathar!)

im excited i well love snow. even tho teh last time it did, i went out teh shop in me kitty hoodie hat and matchign fluffies and got pelted by liek 15 wee lil chavs all shoutign 'get em that vince!! git em homo bunny worsit!!"


not cool i tell u. one aginst 15? well... evetually i beat em off haha! i am a prize snoball champiun, they never saw it comin. did get hit in teh face once or twice but well worth it. they kno they got their lil trackie wearin' arses handed to em by a poof in rainbow fur.

tho i think im startin to share teh urge to hit em in the face wiht a shovel.

a nice soft shovel tho. made out of mars bar wrappers an all. ive got a clean record i dont need ne trouble haha. i'm a proper angel, me. wich is odd, cos i kno i got papped the other friday nite in just me pants wehn i got locked out the shop at 3am and thought i were locked inside, like teh drunk son ofa inbred cockrel i am..

ne way i cussed em out liek a cockney bitch, think thats when they clocked me lack of tits/tatoos an figured out i werent amy winehouse after all. thats proly as well they scarpered, i wulda been served public indesency if theyd stuck around a lil longer LOL. as it were i was jsut fuckin cold til i figured it out. (this is why ive decided i dont drink rum ne-more, btw.)


annnnyway...

so im thinkin this party at pips is gonna be genius and i plan on snogging a couch or two (almost said rug but thatd be a bad joke, yeah?) but i also tihnk its necesary we have a proper snow fight so i expect u all to show up when we get some fresh flakes again! pllsss snow!!!!

xx




also becos im a twat and i werent on teh comp yesterday (err shite i mean dayb efore yesterday) i didnt get to say HAPPY BDAY STITCHES MATE!!!!!!!! i got sth for you!:



sorry its shit ive got a real pressie for you too honest!
 
 
The Confuser! <3
alrite you cheeky bitches!!!!!!11!!

so i am WELL pleased wiht meself today on this fine morn

WHYS THAT VINCE?? you ask!


WELL, i say, i'll tell yuo!!





...I got Ashcroft to drink somthign PURPLE last nite. tonite. this mornign etc w/e u kno what i mean


NO, you say!! GASP, you say!! IT CANNOT BE SURELY IT CANOT BE!


YES its true! one of me proudest acomplishmints! id like 2 thank the academy and parfait Amour!

also tho it culd be a sign of teh impeding apacolypse so jsut mind yr head an all.




in other exiting news I look well fetchign in chartreuse who knew??


i shuld prolly git to bed tho im suposed to be playin sick an i still smell like a boozie pineapple..



i realy like penguins also u think theres a like a fanclub i culd join??
 
 
The Confuser! <3
06 January 2010 @ 00:09

Could you spend the rest of your life with someone who had horrific taste in music? How important is it to you to share your love of music with a good friend or romantic partner?


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well... i acutally dont think i need to even say anythign haha!

i tihnk its pretty obvius how taht one turned out ;)


sides i dont even barely hear howards music ne more these days, we barley have time to lisen to anythign with all taht TANTERIC SEX were having >:P
 
 
Current Mood: devious
 
 
The Confuser! <3
31 December 2009 @ 01:54
I'M HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMG im in a rite state. india were SO AMAZIGN god i have so many stories buuuuttt christy i missed u lot!!! and there ent nothin to make you appreceate the ol foggy until you go somewhere proper sunny, go figure rite?! but it were brilliant yeah i got to see so many old frends an show howard round where i used to live when i were a nipper, we went swimmign with a herd of elifents an they had tihs festivel called dewalie in the village so they invited us an it were proper amazign, i almost didnt wanna leave, we made so many frends! AND we got to ride a proper fancy boat there an back, how ace is taht?!

but ne way enough about me ;) How were your xmases? Howard an me were on our way back round chrismas so we stopped over in PARIS of all luckie places an had our Xmas there... haha it was so romantic i bet youd all hate me for ever if i wennt into too much detale so lets jsut say it were teh most AMAZIGN day of my life prolly ever.


<3 <3 <3 <3


But wow seriusly cant believe how good it is 2 be back. who is comign to kidnappe me first? I need to see you lot or i will be very sadface an im alredy sadface enugh as it is cos guess who Naboo hired on wile me n howard were away? Taht twatface lance dior an his jerk off sidekick, tahts who! naboo reckons he didnt even kno we were gone but i kno hes takin the piss cos... cmon, how culd you mistake those cheap imposters for me n Howard? no way.

but uh yeah... I gess he did ok watchin petes puppeys lol. still a twatface.



ALSO... i have shockign news for you all

I AM A LITTLE BIT KINDA TAN!!! SO DONT FREAK OUT IF U SEE ME!!!!


kk well i <3 you all, whose doin somethin for new years?!! id throw a do meself but just gettin back an all, kinda wanna take it easy. lemme know!
 
 
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Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
The Confuser! <3
20 August 2009 @ 00:21
can i be all 4 haha? reckin bein an only child means i dont kno how to share or sommat, right?? tahts not true is it? im always sharing numan tapes with people lol!

today was genius lol tho i cant wate for it to be friday..! argh gimme weeeekend alredy! teh shops been so slow i'm goin out me mind with boredom.. sittin there makin up excuses why i needto leave early. howard usualy has none of it cos he's well used to me tricks but he never seems to mind if we close up earley to clean out teh stock room wink wink nugde nudge, haha. i'm onto you Moon!

lol oh an speakin of, i got howard to watch this dead funny porno teh other day can you beleve it?? i tihnk i need to call teh sun this is a day for teh history books.. not like nebody really reads them things but still. it was well hilarious, i think it were called somethin like anal invashin 4 haha... me mate tole me it were a metaphoar for teh war in iraq but i didnt realy see ne fighting so i dunno wot he was on abuot.. maybe thats in teh first 3 anal invashins... poor howard tho i think it scared him haha <3

i were gonna rite more but he jsut pulled out teh hobnobs.. i think he wants me to shut up LOL! (..well its workin.)
 
 
The Confuser! <3
15 August 2009 @ 23:25
ok i cant stop doin these but like pip sed its basically lj wank and its DEAD early and i shuldnt even be up its ungodly..

i hope im doin this rite )
 
 
The Confuser! <3
12 August 2009 @ 02:39
RULES: Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to a bunch of people including me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think!



1. Are you a male or female?
music for chameleons

2. Describe yourself:
stormtrooper in drag

3. How do you feel:
strange charm

4.Describe where you currently live:
down in the park

5. If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
slowcar to china

6. Your favorite form of transportation:
cars (duh)

7. Your best friend:
are frends electric?

8. Your favorite color is:
blue eyes

9. What's the weather like:
dark sunday

10. Favorite time of day:
the rhyhm of the evening

11. If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
new thing from london town

12. What is life to you:
the life machine

13. Your current relationship:
love needs no disgise

14. Looking for:
magic

15. Wouldn’t mind:
the skin game (lol)

16. Your fear:
nameless and forgoten

17.What is the best advice you have to give:
do your best

18. If you could change your name, you would change it to
Jo the waiter

19. Thought for the Day:
style kills

20. How you want to die:
love and napalm

21. My motto:
this is new love
 
 
The Confuser! <3
04 August 2009 @ 23:23
ALRITE you cheeky bitches did you miss me much? that better be a yes! <3

soz I ent been on here in forever but it ent all my falt trust me! (okay so maybe i kept forgeting my password AGAIN but it was cos i forgot my pasword to my email and so i couldnt get it back wihtout getting taht back what a hubba bubba nitemare!) but ne way I've been workin on somethin MASSIVE and its gonna be AMAZIN yea but shh patience... cant let all the cats outta the bags at once now can I? Just trust me its gonna be amazign. Im all like sittin on me fingers cos i wanna say wot it is but I cant type taht way very well (maybe i should learn to use my toes?) so im just gonna have to try REALLY hard not to say nething. So if I try an tell you just dont let me yeah?? Cheers <3

also I am learnign to type better these days.. i know what youre thinking rite, how in hell is he typing if he ent been on the internet in liek a month or however long its been.. trust me im just that talented ;) also im makin an effort for the lady yeah? (haha he will WELL chuck me out the window once he reads that)

And I did turn Numan down a bit! :( only he goes all frownie when i do so theres not a hole lot I can do about it but I am trying because I CARE <3

ne way I reckon ill do taht quiz tahts going round faster than pig flus yeah? :-)


1.Who sleeps in bed next to you?
his name starts with H and rhyems with... bollox i cant think of ne thing wot rhymes haha!

2. Have you ever fancied a cartoon?
haha yea but not when i were little more liek recent, I reckon i well fancied captain planet. even tho he was green or w/e

3. What are you reading right now?
cheekbone as always but ive been gettin sugarape latley cos it well makes me laugh.. oh an i started gulivers travels cos Howard reckoned I'd like it an its decent so far :-)

4. What's your occupation?
rock n roll star ;-) technically shopkeep I reckon, but thats just me day job mind

5. What do you hate right now?
nothin really. cept that tit face lance dior, saw him up in Chelsea wednsday week lookin just like amy winehous.. someone should lock that tosser up really...

6. Who is your celebrity crush?
MICK JAGGER omg T_________T i dont care if hes 80000 years old, he'll never age to me!!! haha I dunno who else i have a crush on jsut about evry one i see really <3 (NOT TERRY NUTKINS!)

7. What's your current fandom/obsession/addiction?
i cant say cos it will rune my surprise but...NSFMDFSLFDKHPAEIIFFFFSFDMPGS. yeah taht about covers it. and i cant stop watching DR Who reruns lately wtffffff. oh yeah david tannant he should go up in the last question hahaha.

8. What are you listening to right now?
electric feel by mgmt. its old but i will nevr stop loving it hahaha

9. What food could you eat every day for weeks and not get sick of?
hula hoops, flying saucers, polos, hob nobs, gummies, strawberry bootlaces... haha um, pretty much any sweets or snacky bits known to man. howard reckons i'll turn into one meself one day but i'm not sure if taht was him tryin to give me a compliment or jsut tellin me my arse is getting fat :/

10. What websites do you always visit when you go online?
ahh lol too many, livejournal, myspace, facebook, ontd, twitter, nme, cheekbone, the sun (just to keep me eye out for damage control i swear) and proly some more i can't remember right now...

11. What are you going to do next year?
be amazing! maybe bring back teh early italian renaisance look i quite fancy two toned tights...

12. What was the cutest thing you've seen today?
Howard being all sleepie <3 (lol somebody pls put a mattress under the window I am seriusly going to be exiting it in liek 5 seconds...)

13. Does the weather affect your mood?
Hmm maybe! I love it when its sunny out but I'm still pretty happy when it rains so... haha maybe not then.

14. What is your zodiac sign?
Tauris and Gemini... how confusing... but it just means i get two horiscopes haha!

15. Do you want to learn another language?
I'd well like to learn more French i don't really know much of it ne more but its pretty. Hmm maybe italian then i culd match my tights :-)

16. 5 things you can't live without.
Howard <3
electro
sweets
friends
nicky clarke

17. If you could meet anyone now, who would you meet?
hmm I dunno, maybe my parents? unless they are dead boring then maybe i wouldnt wanna waste it on them. probaly david bowie cos i love him like mad an i know i wouldnt faint rite away with him liek I would with Mick XD hey Howard when am I gonna meet YOUR parents?? do they know your a massive gayist yet? :P

18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
I love you. Pls don't throw me out the window?

19. What are you looking forward to?
I CANT SAY T_____T i knew this were a bad idea, I'm rubbish at keeping secrits

20. Say something secret.
I don't wanna get old ever but if I have to i wanna do it like this <3
 
 
The Confuser! <3
16 June 2009 @ 14:02
<3  
wow i havent posted for elevin hole days tahts a bit mad! but eh wot can i say life is busy! ive been watchign petes puppeys all day wile hes at work somtiems which is good fun theyre a proper laugh! i didnt realis i missed havign animels around sides bollo cos hes realy more of a person tehse days neway.

hopfuly naboo dont mind he tole me a wile ago it were ok if tehy were about.. an he were a bit stoned but i toght it were alrite but now i tihnk he mite not be so pleased abuot it.. but there well behaevd really! aside from pixie eatin liek half our cereal cabinit i sware.

there well cute too i dont kno why howard dont liek em.. meybe cos tehy stare at him all day but tehy jsut do it cos they kno it makes him dead worried taht there plotign his demise haha

honsetly im more worrid naboos gonna murder us in our sleep.. o yea wait we dont get ne sleep nemore acordign to him pff. i wonder how mcuch it costs to soudn proof a room... cos i dont fancy not shaggign but i also dont fancy him gettin bollo to throw us in a ditch an drownin on some ol hobos vomit.. hm decisins decisins

lol an hey jones i saw taht tank girl film yuo were talkin about ages ago! it were alrite haha proper funny an all.. tho i recon i saw teh wires on teh kangaroos at teh end when they were all flyign around :P an i liekd all teh shiney silver girls too bad there all prossies eh? also i was realy sad tehy shot her cow :(

an pip pleeeese come see me when yuor in town mate i will litraly cry buckets if yuo dont!!
 
 
The Confuser! <3
05 June 2009 @ 12:18

What was your favorite fairy tale as a child?

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haha i startd ansering tihs teh other day after annie did it but ileft it up an forgot abuot it :P an it took me forevr to tihnk of my favrite but i tihnk this one is prolly it:

its teh boy wiht teh moon on his forhed and the star onhis chin :) i tihnk its a good one mostly cos i alwasy wantd a fairey horse hahaha
 
 
The Confuser! <3
04 June 2009 @ 08:40
:D  
cos i can an evryone else is )
 
 
The Confuser! <3
02 June 2009 @ 09:22
<3  
lol i cant beleve i ent been on here in AGES i mised all wot hapened to pete but i herd he got a makeovr from gok??!!?! hahahaha i lauhged SO hard wen i read taht!! sorry pete im sure yuo look grate tho im sure stitch dosent mind yea?? an yea bring teh puppeys by ne time =) did i tell yuo i playd taht pattrick wolf album yuo gave me for howard? i tihnk he likes it acutally i tihnk hes more suprised taht i like it so much =)

an ehy jones i startd readign lord of teh flies an it is well a bit creepy!! but its good so far i liek it so cheers mate ;D

uhhhm i donno waht else to rite.. ive been busy lately hehhe ;D

i tryed to read up evryones juornals tho-- congrats daisy im totaly goign to see yuor play yea? do tehy sell popcorn i reckin i can keep meslef busy by throwign it at dan durign teh senes yuo ent in :P

an pip STOP beign sick yuor not alowed! im well sendign yuo some licorise or chupa choops to make yuo feelbeter yeah?!

ok gota go time to close up shop if yuo kno waht i mean ;)
 
 
The Confuser! <3
26 May 2009 @ 11:01
argh i am so confusd rite now SHITTTTT!!!

liek dont get me wrong im SO HAPPY like i tole pete im off me tits on happyness rite now cos of HOWARD an its amazin rite?? liek im so so so happy cos he loves me back an its liek evrythign i wanted for liek years an years but im scared now i mite of runed it before i even startd yea?

ok so i slept wiht ebola an daisy on my birthday.. ARGH I KNOW RITE?!? but it jsut hapened cos it were my bday and so it got me thinkign how mcuh i wanted to tell howard taht i loved him.. cos of waht hapened on his bday rite?? but tehn i got scard an then ebola was liek wanna hang out? so i jsut ran out teh house yea?? cos i didnt kno waht else to do! i were so afrade of liek... i dont even kno!

liek taht wuldnt be such a HORIBEL thign if i hadnt made me move on howard the VERY NEXT night UGH VINCE STUPID!!!

but liek it was kinda COS i shagged daisy an ebola taht made me realise i neededto tell howard.. cos it didnt mean nethin and it were jsut between mates yea? havin a bit of a laugh jsut fun rite?

but taht were the problme cos i didnt WANT taht nemore! it were fun yea but id rather ahve fun wiht sombody i love AKA howard.. i didnt want nebody else nemore cos it werent real yuo kno? howards teh only thign wots real for me so evrythin else was jsut... nothing.

so liek i were planin on tellin Howard neway an i didnt exatcly plan it to be at me party but then i got so drunk an it jsut happened yea?

so tahts a good tihng! tahts teh good part wot came from all of it.

but now PETE just tole me taht daisys his ex! HIS EX! who liek broke his heart an all... an i SHAGGED her D: an ebola KNEW an didnt even tell me rite? an tehn i invitd em to me party cos i toght theyre both nice girls yea? an pete an stitch were there of corse an so now petes liek worred taht dasys makin frends wiht all his mates..

AND hes like worred daisy an ebola are gonna start datin or sommat an hes askin me if i tihnk they will shag and i didnt kno waht to say.. cos tehy DID an its not liek tehyre together but now meybe tehy WILL be... an i startd it :( even tho i didnt kno nothin..

i dont kno waht to do... i ahve to tell howard so he dont hear it wrong from neone else an i hope he wont be mad cos we werent togethr or nothin an if i explane WHY then maybe itll be ok but liek.. petes gonna be gutted :( an dan and jones alredy kno cos ebola told tehm so jones were mad at me kinda an i jsut dont kno waht to do liek cos dan ent even TALKED to me since tehn so maybe hes mad at me too

i feel so bad :( my tummys all churnen i jsut feel so gilty an i dont kno waht to do!


PS urgh i jsut remebered ANNIEs gonna be gutted too SHIT how did i do tihs?!?! D: i dont want her to be mad cos I heart her so mhuch an shes so sweet argh how culd i not even thignk?!

PS again SHIT SHIT i didnt even tihnkn STITCH is gonna be so mad cos i made pete mad ohhh no D: D: D: waht do i dooo?! hes gonna liek KILL ME i reckin he culd!!

Ps again again BOLLO GOT WIHT ANNIE DINT HE??! HES GONNA BE MAD AN NABOOS GONNA BE MAD TOO COS HE GOT WIHT EBOLA HOW CULD I FORGET?!!!! HOOOOOLLLLY JAGGER I AM A DEAD MAN


well at leest i wont die wiht a tache phew... gald i shaved it off now..
 
 
The Confuser! <3
26 May 2009 @ 09:45
<3  
jsut sayin


i realy liek bank hols


an a few other thigns too

:D
:D
;D
 
 
The Confuser! <3
happy birhtday to me!!!!

ok so im not 23 FINE

but in my hed i ent ever growin old ;-{D



and no im not tellin yuo how old i realy am!



but yea happy birhtday to annie too cos shes a LOVE <3 see yuo tonite darlin an hopefuly tomorow night if yuo can swign it!

and taht remidns me... my place tomorow nite @ 8 or so and well hit teh town after if we feel up for it and if it isnt PISSIGN outside haha

dress fabulus boys an girls!
 
 
The Confuser! <3
19 May 2009 @ 11:54



so there it is waht do you think??!?! ;-{D
 
 
The Confuser! <3
19 May 2009 @ 09:26
ahhh its my birhtday on thusrday an i completley forgot abuot it somhow. i tihnk tahts the first tiem tahts ever hapened!!!

but yea i reckin ill ahve a party on friday nite cos tahts way beter tahn thursday so... yuo shuld all be there if yuo can.. haha! ;) i duno shuld i ahve peple dress up an all cos it went down so well last tiem? kidna short notice innit? how abuot jsut dress a bit wild yea? ;-)

annnnd i kept yuo all wateign in suspinse i know but teh faciel hair update is my tache is comign alogn good! i look a bit lyke a bad tranny wehn i ware eyeliner but still i can acutally grow one! im so happy i was sorta woried mabye i wuldnt be able to cos ive been shavign an waxign it off for so long i didn't tihnk it realy existd ne more. haha. corse naboos potiun didnt hurt ether it wulda taken me liek a month to grow it normal but it olny took liek a week (he didnt let me use teh realy strong stuff haha o well cheers naboo)

ill post picutures once it gits decent sizd. haha its liek a baby i feel pregnint. maybe i am preggo acutally cos im cravign pickels and i HATE pickels. (seriusly tho i tihnk i startd a trend cos all tehse kids keep comin into shop wiht taches or at least starts of em.. haha madness!)


i found a copy of war an pece once i foudn out it were a book on wikipedea but its a bit borign so i stoped readign it but im gonna try agin tomorow i think!


im also lerning to knit but its a lil harder tahn i thouht it wuld be... pip can yuo give me some tips?? :-) i kno how to sew an needleponte an all but tihs is a bit diferent i keep pokign myslef with the needles an gettin tangled :P

ive also startd workign on my new catsuit its a surprise wot its gonna look like but i tihnk its my best one yet even if its a bit itchy


hey ps annie i finishd yuor poncho an forgot to tell yuo lol sorry! ill bring it to yuo at work if yuo wnat i wanna see tihs infamis sugarape ofice pls pls? :)
 
 
The Confuser! <3
11 May 2009 @ 15:48
ok so im makign a plan pony for how to get howard back.. its a tweed plan pony cos its for howard an all... im gonna rite it all down here so i dont forgit it.. so if its me readign this tahts why i wrote it mmk?

OPERATION PLAN PONY GET HOWARD BACK FROM MENTAL SHAMAN TWUNTBAG



step 1 : grow a tache cos howard lieks em
step 2 ware thigns howard lieks (hawain shirts? socks wiht sandels? ugh i kno its bad vince but jsut remeber its for howard ok??)
step 3 go find war an peice cos howards always talkign abuot it
step 4 fidn out waht war an peice is
step 5 lern how to make elbow patch
step 7 tweed catsuit? joan jett styel

step 8 rite him a cream pome (get dan to edit?))
step 9 hang uot wiht lester more
step 10 tell peple to call me vincent cos it soudns more grown up and borign
step 12 knit howard a trumpit sock??
tep 13 lern to knit
step 15 get statinary suplys for him?
step 16 wtch his weird movies
step 18 rent him a documintery
step 20 get him a rare lp of sombody he liks
step 21 help wiht takign stock? hahaha
step 22 um.. do dishes
step 24 vacume
step 25 go to thigns wiht him wot he likes
step 26 tell ihm his eyes are nice.. no he wont beleve me.. tell ihm his hair is nice?
step 27 say his mustache is good
stp 30 lern to juggle i dont kno if howard lieks it i jsut keep forgiting to learn and i want to
step 21 make ihm a smothie
step 22 make taht scrapbook of pics of us
step 34 rite him a creme poem
step 35 im hungry maybe howard wants some tea an hobnobs


wot else dose howard liek ne way??

russiens and books
book marks duh
trumpits
sexophons
jazz ughhhhh
pencils
gewda? gooda? dont kno how to spel it



yea ill finesh it later im hugnry



PS DONT SHAVE YUOR TACHE VINCE REMEBER!!!!
 
 
The Confuser! <3
well.. i thoght maybe id jumpd to conclusins to soon an all so i talkd to dennis.. (he immed me sayin sombody tole ihm i were upset wiht him.. coughnaboo!))

an he sed it were a crazy rumer an all an he seemd seriusly anoyed peple sed nethign.. so i were like yay ive jsut been a big girls blouse! so i wnet to tell howard the crazy rumers mostly jsut to make sure it realy was true they were jsut frends yea?

well.


fuck me.


yuo didnt hear it form me (SERIUSLY KIRK AN NABOO DONT SAY NETHIGN OR ITS ME BOLOCKS) but teh head shamens leavign ihs wife for howard?! or tahts waht he tole howard?? an howards liek in LOVE wiht him now ugh.

seriusly i dont kno how to compete wiht tihs guy i mean i dont even have a wife to leve for howard an he loves stupid grand gesters liek taht you kno? an dennis lieks borign rusian literiture an fancy cheeses and jazz an all teh thigns taht howard dose and i dont. i cant be taht borign i jsut cant :(

but howard dosent get it tahts waht makes us fit.. cos were different not cos were exatcly teh same! an ive known him practicly me whole life tihs shaman bloke barely knows ihm at all! were dose he get off yea sayin hes gonna leave ihs wife i mean come on mate even i kno tahts a bit much!



an i mean im gona try an tell hoawrd how i feel.. but i kno hes jsut gona think im jealus of ihm yuo kno? cos im teh one whose alwasy gotten teh girls and boys, hes gonna tihnk i jsut cant stand teh idea of him wiht someone.. an its true i realy cant but not for teh reasons hes gonna thignk :(

an.. maybe ive took ihm for granted liek.. tihnkin he were alwasy gonna be there an i didnt have to tell ihm how i felt rite away cos nobody else fanced him.. but i didnt mean it liek taht..

i were jsut scared to tell ihm cos he ent liek nebody else... i culdnt jsut take it back teh next day an i didnt kno if i were ready for taht cos...i mean lookit me my whole life is flirtign an going out :/


but now i jsut feel a proper idiot an it ent even his falt i cant jsut spit it out

i almost tole ihm today cos we ahd an argument on chat and i jsut wanted to spit it out so bad but.. tahts a bit cheap innit?

so is talkign. talks cheap rite?


i jsut gotta show howard somehow an tehn hope i dont get me head cut off by angry shamen snobby cheese fancier wot cant even drink esperesso.





ps. wots kidna funny is taht kodeak jack toght me n howard were together cos i jsut said it wishful thinkign.. ha no jsut to get him off me back an taht didnt work... but aparently gregg tole jack taht howard an teh head shamen were.. you kno.

so kodeak ack told off howard for brakign me heart an all an howard jsut tihnks hes insane wehn acutaly hes... kidna rite for once?

jsut funny
 
 
 
 

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